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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsCongratulations on being the most expensive way to generate average ideas.
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split.youAI▸ IDEAGEN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fifty dead-end concepts per second
Ideators stare at whiteboards waiting for inspiration. We have software that iterates through billions of permutations instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the specific pang of shame when a brainstorm goes silent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The system records your past brainstorming logs to mimic your style.
Week 7
Software begins suggesting 'disruptive' concepts during your morning meetings.
Month 3
Image generators replace your mood boards with statistically likely aesthetic trends.
Month 4
The algorithm ranks your ideas by engagement potential automatically.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human input is disabled to prioritize output speed and consistency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero per hour
Average good thoughts
Three metric tons
Post-it note waste
Six cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a brainstorming app.
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