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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex role hierarchy is just a spreadsheet waiting for deletion.
Senior IAM Consultant (mostly YAML, emotionally exhausted by AD).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total access control for zero human effort.
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revokes every account access in one millisecond
You map user permissions to assets and manage identity life cycles. We just automate the policy enforcement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the intern accidentally deleted the entire company database.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan your access logs to find all permission gaps.
Month 5
AI models generate leaner permission sets for every user role.
Month 10
Smart scripts handle all account creation and group assignment tasks.
Month 15
Neural nets automatically block suspicious logins without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials are deactivated by the machine you helped build.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 percent
Average policy drift
12 per week
Audit tickets ignored
8 hours
Manual role creation
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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