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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou secure the gates, but the code already owns the keys.
Gatekeeper of the digital domain, seeker of lost tokens.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Absolute permission control for the digital abyss.
glub.youAI▸ AUTHBOT LOGIC ENGINE V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes every active session in the company
You map user permissions to enterprise resources. You constantly fix broken access tokens and broken audit trails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-suite executive is lying about needing root access.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest your permission matrices to automate role provisioning.
Month 4
Algorithms detect and fix failed token handshakes without human intervention.
Month 8
Autonomous agents identify and terminate dormant accounts in real time.
Month 12
Managers request access via chatbot instead of emailing your inbox.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system assumes total control and revokes your final admin rights.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
84 percent
Average privilege creep
12 weekly
Meetings about roles
4,000
Tokens left unrevoked
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one expired security badge.
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