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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Identity and Access Management Engineer jobs? · Latest report #2dw3hemx
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour complex identity roadmaps are just an XML file waiting for deletion.
Professional gatekeeper of digital doors you rarely open.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security that never forgets a password.
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You build digital locks and gatekeeper systems. You write custom code to manage how employees access company data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy LDAP sync broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your existing documentation to write your next roadmap.
Month 5
Cloud-native agents replace your manual user directory sync scripts.
Month 10
Machine learning models define access rights based on behavioral data.
Month 15
Auth-bots automatically resolve token handshake errors without your input.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine takes permanent control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000 slides
Roadmap PowerPoint count
14 percent
Average policy drift
300 yearly
Days spent arguing about SSO
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager service.
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