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Will AI replace Identity and Access Management Specialist jobs? · Latest report #ecinsn7b
Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour job is literally clicking 'approve' until your soul evaporates.
Gatekeeper of the corporate cloud, master of 2FA fatigue.
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You manage user permissions and access rights. You spend your life auditing logs and resetting forgotten passwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a malicious request and a clueless executive.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots will auto-approve common requests based on department roles.
Month 4
Monitoring scripts flag anomalies before you even finish your coffee.
Month 8
User lifecycles manage themselves through automated HR system syncing.
Month 13
AI predicts what access a user needs before they ask.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials are finally deactivated.
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