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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day revoking access, but you cannot revoke your own.
Professional gatekeeper of legacy permissions and broken OAuth flows.
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You manage IAM roles, audit access logs, and struggle with legacy permission spaghetti. Your job is an endless loop of ticketing systems and compliance audits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An automated agent begins identifying every anomalous login pattern currently ignored by human eyes.
Month 3
The system begins auto-revoking over-privileged access keys without waiting for your manual ticket approval.
Month 6
Natural language models rewrite your complex IAM policies to be machine-readable and perfectly compliant.
Month 9
Service account keys are now rotated every sixty seconds by a background crypto-daemon.
Month 13 · D-Day
The administrative panel is locked and you are officially marked as an unauthorized entity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
240ms
Average Time to Revoke
Infinite
Ticket Backlog
99%
Human Boredom Rating
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "I was once useful."
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