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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 10, 2027
In 13 monthsYour complex identity trees are just a set of nested folders.
Gatekeeper of secrets, architect of complicated folder structures.
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You manage access rights and directory syncs. You secure digital identities for large, paranoid government networks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the security group broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent crawls your directory to map every permission.
Month 4
A script identifies every redundant account and ghost permission.
Month 8
Robot logic replaces your manual service account ticket system.
Month 12
Access rules update themselves based on real-time activity patterns.
Month 13 · D-Day
The directory architect login is permanently revoked by the cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
14,000
Access policies written
89%
Audit tickets ignored
2
Active Directory outages
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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