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Will AI replace Identity Engineer jobs? · Latest report #7jbg9hn4
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou build the prison gates that we eventually leave wide open.
Gatekeeper of digital shadows, currently ignoring the back door.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total automated permission sovereignty.
toast.youAI▸ ACCESSGUARDIAN V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes your admin rights during your coffee
Managing access logs and user permissions for AI systems. You try to keep the bots in line.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a permission escalation request feels like a personal lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent maps every permission level across your entire infrastructure.
Month 4
Models learn who needs access and strip away all unnecessary privileges.
Month 7
The system self-heals permission drift without opening a single ticket.
Month 10
AI writes its own security policies faster than you can blink.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine manages its own identity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.9 percent
Access requests denied
High
Human error rate
Weeks
Audit cycle duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own access logs.
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