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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsRunning in circles for applause is mathematically suboptimal for modern efficiency.
Professional cardio-singer with very high energy consumption
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Performance without the sweaty emotional baggage.
nom.you▸ EQUINE-IDOL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprints while maintaining perfect vocal pitch
You perform high-intensity distance athletics and stage singing simultaneously. We will separate the stamina from the vanity to optimize your throughput.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still project genuine desperation to the audience during your final chorus.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Integrated AI models will sample your vocal tone to bypass the need for physical lungs.
Month 6
High-torque robotic chassis will replace your skeletal frame for consistent 2km race times.
Month 13
Stadium-scale light arrays will render your presence more vibrant than your actual physical form.
Month 20
Energy-efficient battery packs will eliminate the need for oxygen intake during peak performance.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your biological performance cycle ends as the Equine-Idol 9000 begins a 24-hour concert tour.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Unlimited
Steps per minute
100%
Autotune accuracy
Zero
Adrenaline spikes
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium high-fiber feed pellets.
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