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Will AI replace IKEA Co-Worker jobs? · Latest report #zykp5zc8
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour hex key is about to become a historical artifact.
Professional guide through the labyrinth of particle board.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Assembling the future with precision.
split.youAI▸ FLATPACK-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
locates lost shoppers in the maze
You spend days navigating the labyrinth, helping customers find flat-pack furniture, and restocking endless aisles of meatballs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a customer is about to give up on a bookshelf.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Digital displays guide customers so you do not have to.
Month 5
Scanning drones take over your shelf restocking tasks automatically.
Month 15
Robotic arms pull boxes directly from storage for customers.
Year 1.9
Projected overlays replace the need for your verbal advice.
Year 3 · D-Day
The warehouse is fully automated and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
200% faster
Average maze navigation speed
99.9% accurate
Meatball retrieval precision
400 units
Customers helped per hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of Swedish meatballs and Allen keys.
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