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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnjoy your last meatball, because the machine is already heating the gravy.
Meatball architect and tray-line tactician.
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Perfect plating, zero smirking.
ow.you▸ MEATBALL-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks the lingonberry jam autonomously
You spend your shift plating Swedish meatballs, managing tray lines, and wiping down laminate tables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a family is about to have a total meltdown over furniture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify table debris to optimize your clearing route.
Month 10
Precision pumps replace your hand-ladled meatball toppings.
Month 20
Conveyors handle plate stacking while you watch from a distance.
Year 2.5
Small mobile units navigate the dining floor collecting remnants.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The kitchen enters full lights-out mode with zero human staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
48
Meatballs plated per minute
600
Trays cleared daily
12
Lingonberry jam spills
Your severance
A lifetime supply of hex keys and flat-pack regrets.
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