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Will AI replace Illegal Fruit Merchant jobs? · Latest report #78dugait
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November 8, 2029
In 3 yearsYour inventory is rot, but our fleet is perfectly chilled.
Street-level supply chain manager of uncertified botanicals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Freshness delivered without the human haggling friction.
oof.you▸ PRODUCE-NODE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates prices based on local traffic patterns
You source fresh produce, transport it through city streets, and haggle prices with locals on foot or carts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the street mood to pivot before the heat arrives.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors identify the highest foot-traffic zones in Mexico City.
Month 7
Software sets real-time fruit prices based on market demand data.
Month 16
Self-driving kiosks replace human carts on established street routes.
Year 2.2
Robotic arms automate the sorting and bagging of fresh produce.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kiosks render human street negotiation a historical curiosity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Unstable
Average margin per kilo
Slow
Negotiation speed
High
Produce bruising rate
Your severance
A crate of plastic fruit and a bus ticket.
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