Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Illegal Street Tobacco Vendor jobs? · Latest report #mwhmqaup
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour manual cigarette rolling hobby is just tax evasion with flair.
Legal shark by day, black market tobacconist by night.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated precision rolling at the speed of light.
bzzt.youAI▸ STREETSTICK DISPENSER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rolls custom blends for every passerby
Hand-rolling loose tobacco into artisanal cigarettes for street corner customers. You manage inventory and dodging local law enforcement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a police siren sounds from three blocks away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors monitor your procurement routes to identify your wholesalers.
Month 5
Cameras record your rolling technique to train robotic pincers.
Month 10
Algorithms undercut your street prices by optimizing inventory availability.
Month 16
The unit calculates police patrol patterns to avoid legal interference.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Autonomous kiosks replace street vendors with flawless machine-rolled products.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
800 units
Average cigarettes rolled daily
Zero percent
Tax paid on street sales
45 seconds
Time per cigarette
Your severance
A pack of rolling papers and a firm handshake.
Discussion
