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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching students how to shade while your relevance fades into monochrome.
Expert in perspective, posture, and slow-moving administrative committees.
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Infinite critique without the office hours.
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You grade student portfolios and lecture on anatomy and color theory while waiting for tenure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student why their perspective is fundamentally broken with empathy.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Image recognition models score student sketches against established anatomy standards.
Month 7
Large language models replace office hours by answering technical art queries.
Month 16
Software updates your lecture slides in real-time as trends shift.
Year 2.3
Smart sensors monitor supply levels and student progress in studios.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The AI assumes full control of the semester syllabus and grading.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
480 per year
Redundant Lectures
1200 liters
Coffee Cups Consumed
5000 milliliters
Student Tears Shed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Adobe Creative Cloud.
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