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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsDeleting low-effort posts is beneath a human with a functioning brain.
Digital janitor of the internet's most radioactive basement.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sanitizing the internet, one pixel at a time.
ow.youAI▸ MODERATORNODE-X7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters entire threads in a single millisecond
You spend your day filtering toxic content, deleting illegal uploads, and banning users who violate site terms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the nuanced, pathetic irony behind a really obscure troll post.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models start auto-tagging prohibited images before they hit the server.
Week 6
Behavioral algorithms track IP patterns to block trolls before they post.
Month 3
Neural nets learn to spot the weird, subtle context of memes.
Month 4
Automated rule sets update in real-time based on global sentiment.
Month 6 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire thankless, miserable shift.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4,500
Average reports processed per hour
12%
Human sanity retention percentage
6 months
Time until total burnout
Your severance
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