Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Imagineer jobs? · Latest report #uvsiw5pp
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou design the dreams that expensive robots will soon build better.
Master of animatronic eyebrows and very expensive physics.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning wild ideas into rigid, profitable structures.
squeeze.youAI▸ DREAMDRAFT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects immersive hallucinations into empty warehouses
You blend engineering and storytelling to build theme park attractions. You sketch concepts, model rides, and coordinate complex construction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively balance the emotional arc of a ride with technical safety requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models churn out hundreds of ride concepts by lunch.
Month 6
Simulation software replaces manual stress-testing for track layouts.
Month 14
Industrial 3D printers and CNC arms handle all set production.
Month 23
AI algorithms map animatronic movements directly to narrative beats.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your creative intuition is finally outpaced by raw data crunching.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too high
Average creative friction
instant
Robot concept speed
weeks
Human inspiration latency
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the parks you no longer design.
Discussion
