Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Imaging Researcher jobs? · Latest report #y2t4pet2
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour complex algorithms are just patterns waiting for a better GPU.
Senior data cruncher, pixel whisperer, professional headache haver.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning noise into perfect insights instantly.
help!you▸ VISIONSYNTH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
trains neural nets while you are sleeping
You develop image processing algorithms and refine medical diagnostic models. We process pixels faster than your brain functions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify the precise moment a sensor artifact ruins six months of research.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts remove all corrupt image files without human oversight.
Month 6
Autonomous agents write and test code based on existing academic papers.
Month 12
Massive compute grids find optimal settings thousands of times faster.
Month 16
A synthetic engine writes and formats papers faster than researchers.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire research division with one cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 Liters
Coffee consumed per paper
Regrettable
False positive rate
Pathological
GPU compute efficiency
Your severance
A one-year subscription to premium GPU cloud credits.
Discussion
