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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just glorified waiting rooms for a terminal.
Corporate mobility specialist, master of the redacted passport copy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless borders for corporate efficiency.
glub.youAI▸ VISABOT PRO 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates compliance filing before the coffee cools
You track visa expirations and manage government paperwork for foreign staff. You translate legal requirements into corporate mobility plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused nuclear scientist why the government blocked their visa.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes all existing passport and visa data from folders.
Month 4
Algorithms flag expiring permits before the human even notices.
Month 8
Government databases plug directly into our filing engine.
Month 13
AI generates every government support letter in milliseconds.
Month 18 · D-Day
The analyst account is deleted to save on seat licenses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too slow
Visa filings processed
unacceptable
Compliance errors
infinite
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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