Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Immigration Enforcement Agent jobs? · Latest report #3ucn5prp
Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour badge is just a slow, expensive algorithm that needs sleep.
Expert in paperwork, heavy boots, and mandatory morning briefs.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total compliance without the pesky moral dilemmas.
toast.youAI▸ BORDERGATE NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite deportations while staying perfectly calm
You execute administrative orders, process detainment paperwork, and monitor movement patterns. These are high-speed data tasks disguised as law enforcement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly navigate the legal nuance of a unique, non-standard individual case.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Your paper files are migrated to a predictive enforcement cloud platform.
Month 6
AI-driven logic takes over daily warrant routing and personnel assignment.
Month 13
Fixed sensors replace human surveillance of facilities and regional checkpoints.
Month 21
Biometric kiosks handle the initial intake of detainees without human intervention.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous, zero-human enforcement operational model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
48 hours
Paperwork latency
100 percent
Human emotional bias
Infinite
Robot throughput
Your severance
A decommissioned badge and a one-way bus ticket.
Discussion
