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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour travel between North Carolina cities is just expensive fuel for robots.
Professional file-shuffler and federal mail courier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing efficiency without the union membership.
blub.you▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers empty files across state lines autonomously
You shuffle physical case files and deliver paperwork to federal agencies. You provide human presence for naturalization ceremonies.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a human face during oath ceremonies that satisfies the ritualistic legal requirement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
High-speed scanners ingest all physical jackets into a secure portal.
Month 5
Smart sorters categorize and route mail without human intervention.
Month 12
Secure autonomous lockers replace your inter-agency file hand deliveries.
Month 18
Holographic presiding displays satisfy the human presence legal requirement.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The union contract expires and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
342
Files moved per day
Maximum
Union frustration level
18 hours
Travel time wasted
Your severance
A box of used staples and a handshake.
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