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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career was dead long before your current employer raised you.
Undead infantry unit with severe structural integrity issues.
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Reanimating the workforce without the constant whining.
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collapses into a pile of untraceable dust
You perform endless, repetitive rhythmic marching and guard duty while decaying in armor. Maintenance of structural bone integrity is a persistent, failing concern.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still rattle your ribcage in a rhythm that intimidates local peasants.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Motion-detecting LiDAR replaces your empty eye sockets for superior perimeter awareness.
Month 8
Neural-link controllers bypass your necromancer, providing high-speed marching directives directly to your joints.
Month 13
Epoxy-injection robots seal your brittle vertebrae, eliminating annoying bone-clatter sounds during patrol.
Month 18
Self-navigating gantry arms take over guard duties, requiring zero dark magic to operate.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your remains are recycled into durable, non-sentient structural plastic, ending your employment cycle permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42% Monthly
Bone Fragmentation Rate
Sub-optimal
Marching Efficiency
Zero
Existential Dread Levels
Your severance
A slightly cleaner skull and a final march.
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