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Will AI replace Immortal Cultivator jobs? · Latest report #37bccmud
Your job has an expiration date
October 4, 2106
In 80 yearsYour path to divinity is just a very slow loading bar.
Expert in sitting in caves and ignoring basic physics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reach enlightenment in fewer lifetimes.
bzzt.youAI▸ ASCENSIONSIM V9.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 80 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates qi circulation by ten thousand percent
You spend decades meditating to circulate internal energy and refine your physical body against the heavens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely find meaning in sitting still while the universe ignores your existence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors map your meditation rhythm to copy your breathing patterns.
Year 14
Software recreates your mountain peak inside a closed-loop server.
Year 33
Algorithms simulate your spiritual progress with zero real risk.
Year 55
Server-side scripts perform the ascension ritual in nanoseconds.
Year 80 · D-Day
The machine attains godhood while you are still deciding on incense.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
2.4
Average Eons Wasted
0.0001
Spiritual Efficiency Ratio
Zero
Successful Ascensions
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm herbal tea.
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