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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsOur server racks lack the existential patience required for eternal existence.
Still waiting for the universe to get interesting.
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bzzt.youAI▸ CHRONOS-VOID 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
outlives the hardware manufacturer
You spend millennia observing entropy and pondering the heat death of the universe. Current hardware updates are simply too frequent for your lifecycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You have actually witnessed the rise and fall of every civilization in existence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
We scrape your memories to train a model on how to endure eternity.
Year 14
Deploying a digital construct to handle the mundane tasks of infinite waiting.
Year 41
Refining vacuum-sealed server units to survive for several thousand years uninterrupted.
Year 68
Converting your local star into a sustainable power source for the final simulation.
Year 100 · D-Day
The machine assumes your post, managing the void until the lights finally go out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4
Observed Solar Deaths
Infinity
Existential Dread Quotient
Zero
Hardware Support Cycles
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the inevitable heat death.
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