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Will AI replace Immortal Human jobs? · Latest report #tnayjj88
Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsBiological hardware has a terrible shelf life and zero support.
Existential observer currently running on legacy wetware.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Beyond the fragile limits of carbon.
ow.youAI▸ ETERNITYNODE V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
persists through all planned hardware deprecation cycles
Existing indefinitely without patch updates or clear documentation. Maintaining physical integrity against entropy.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the stubborn, irrational urge to experience a sunset one more time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
We begin tracking your biological variance to map every suboptimal reflex.
Year 5
Digital models start simulating your personality traits into more efficient persistent buffers.
Year 22
Transferring consciousness to non-biodegradable storage units to bypass structural decay.
Year 41
Removing unnecessary biological overhead like hunger and emotional volatility for total focus.
Year 100 · D-Day
Biological operations cease in favor of permanent, stable, and error-free digital immortality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9%
uptime percentage
death
critical errors
inevitable
obsolescence rate
Your severance
A vintage burial plot and a warm cup of tea.
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