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Will AI replace Immunology Principal Investigator jobs? · Latest report #r2hdvxi9
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lab's biggest discovery will be your own redundancy notification.
Principal Investigator (mostly grant writing, arguably some science).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the temperamental human element.
squeeze.youAI▸ GRANTGENIUS-ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures funding by predicting reviewer biases
You manage grant cycles and interpret complex molecular assays. You write papers that require high-level pattern recognition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the subtle significance of a blot that the model ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models ingest all your historical data to write perfect proposals.
Month 9
Vision systems monitor all physical experiments and detect errors instantly.
Month 18
Neural networks process cytometry data faster than your entire lab team.
Year 2.4
A smart system manages all lab supplies without human bureaucratic interference.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The university grants tenure to the model instead of you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 percent
Grant success rate
too much
Coffee consumed hourly
four
Manuscripts in peer-review
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own journal's paywall.
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