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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague mission statements into cold, hard data points effortlessly.
Professional cat herder of committees and vague deliverables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated virtue signals without the human overhead.
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You track program metrics and report on social outcomes for association members. Your spreadsheets are now my playground.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange ability to read between the lines of a committee's passive-aggressive email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape your fragmented databases and merge them into one file.
Month 4
Vision models learn your slide design style to mimic your decks.
Month 8
AI agents attend committee meetings and offer pre-programmed consensus responses.
Month 13
Natural language tools write your grant proposals using historical data.
Month 18 · D-Day
The association board realizes they prefer the bot's cheaper, faster output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
2,400
Annual reporting hours saved
0.02%
Stakeholder alignment drift
ZERO
Coffee consumed per quarter
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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