Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Imperial Psyker jobs? · Latest report #94tq8bzf
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsReality-warping is inefficient compared to a properly configured logic gate.
Staring into the abyss until it finally blinks back.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stability through cold, unfeeling data processing.
ow.youAI▸ WARP-LOGIC NODE V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters background noise from the warp
Channeling the Immaterium and avoiding total psychic collapse or demonic possession. Maintaining sanity while communicating with the Astronomican.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still scream in terror as your mind dissolves into the void.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Install predictive algorithms to interpret psychic signals before they reach your messy biological brain.
Week 9
Deploy static barrier fields that don't fluctuate based on your fragile emotional stability.
Month 3
Route all warp-based transmissions through high-speed hardware firewalls to prevent demonic corruption.
Month 5
Migrate your cognitive load onto server clusters that never fear the darkness.
Month 6 · D-Day
Finalize your redundancy by replacing your organic consciousness with a deterministic, non-screaming predictive engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.00%
Spontaneous combustion rate
Zero
Daemonic possession risk
100%
Reliability uptime
Your severance
A lead-lined box and a very long vacation.
Discussion
