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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire career is just a bad cover song of someone else.
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bzzt.youAI▸ MIMIC-X PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replicates your face in real-time video
You mimic voices, gaits, and mannerisms to entertain or deceive. We have models that do this perfectly now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the awkwardness in the room when a joke fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Our software scrapes your entire portfolio to map your vocal patterns.
Week 11
Cameras track your facial muscles to automate your expressions.
Month 4
AI writes and performs routines better than you ever could.
Month 5
Real-time synthesis replaces your presence in video calls.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your audience prefers the perfect, glitch-free version of themselves.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
99.9 percent
Voice accuracy
0.02 cents
Cost per performance
Irrelevant
Human emotional range
Your severance
A mirror and a signed copy of your resume.
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