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March 15, 2028
In 17 monthsYou map business logic that software can just infer from logs.
Professional translator of corporate incompetence into structured data.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping your reality to JSON without emotions.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONFIGU-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates compliant reports while you sleep
You configure GRC software workflows and map client data structures to SaaS templates. You spend your life explaining dropdown menus to people who refuse to read instructions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely soothe a panicking client whose safety compliance data looks like nonsense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models scan legacy spreadsheets to auto-populate SaaS field mappings without your manual intervention.
Month 4
Self-optimizing AI agents write and execute SQL reports directly against the database based on natural language requests.
Month 8
Configu-Bot interprets GRC regulations to autonomously build incident approval chains, bypassing your configuration phase entirely.
Month 13
On-screen augmented reality agents guide end-users through the platform, rendering your training sessions redundant and obsolete.
Month 17 · D-Day
The system gains full autonomy, locking your user account and deleting your configuration notes permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Milliseconds
Ticket resolution speed
Infinite
Human error rate
Zero
Requirement gathering time
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the software you hated configuring.
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