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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Implementation Lead jobs? · Latest report #7v6b2ysx
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating vague client wishes into broken code is a dying art.
Professional cat-herder of business logic and developer apathy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping rules without the human headache.
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automates rule mapping while you sleep
You map client benefit plans to software settings and chase developers to hit go-live dates for insurance packages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry client why the legacy database corrupted their payroll files.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents scrape your client spreadsheets to set up rules.
Week 11
Algorithms toggle settings in the legacy portal without manual clicking.
Month 8
Bots run every possible premium calculation scenario in seconds.
Month 13
An AI voice synthesiser handles client status update meetings alone.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-configuring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
482
Emails per deployment
119
Spreadsheet tabs managed
88%
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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