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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Implementation Manager jobs? · Latest report #hvuvu6je
Your job has an expiration date
May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist solely to ensure other people finish the work you promised.
Expert at translating 'I forgot' into 'Pending resource constraint'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated status reporting for the modern enterprise.
squeeze.you▸ SYNCDRIVE FLOW-ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates project timelines that nobody ever reads
You oversee software deployments by chasing developers and setting up client expectations. You turn chaos into status updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which client is currently lying about their requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software directly queries ticket statuses without needing your intrusive emails.
Month 4
A quiet agent listens to calls and summarizes action items perfectly.
Month 10
Clients click buttons to configure their own systems without help.
Month 15
Algorithms assign tasks to developers based on actual capacity, not guesses.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a final automated notification that your login access expired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 annually
Emails sent to nudge devs
18 hours weekly
Time spent in status calls
0.02 percent
Projects finished without delay
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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