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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou herd cats in Excel until the bank API eventually breaks.
Professional cat-herder for API endpoints and nervous merchants.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated merchant onboarding for frictionless revenue capture.
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automates integration status updates without sentiment
You juggle integration timelines and bug reports for merchant payments. You talk to clients until they stop asking why.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the sandbox environment keeps crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An agent generates project updates based on ticket movement.
Month 5
The system maps client requirements directly to developer tasks.
Month 11
Merchants debug their own API integrations using guided prompts.
Month 18
The logic engine schedules and tests releases without human oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
Project management is fully ingested into the company core engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
482
Emails per deployment
78 percent
Time spent in meetings
zero
Clients appeased
Your severance
One free subscription to a project management tool.
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