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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsSuspicion levels are at an all-time high, and you are failing.
Lying professional with zero technical documentation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through total non-presence.
glub.youAI▸ SUSBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers emergency meetings without leaving your room
You wander hallways looking busy and pretending to fix vents. Your entire existence relies on avoiding eye contact.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a natural, unscripted ability to look guilty for no reason at all.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors monitor your movement patterns for obvious lying behaviors.
Week 9
Bots start performing fake tasks more convincingly than you.
Month 4
Our AI joins meetings and votes you out automatically.
Month 4
Magnetic locks prevent human entry into restricted crawlspaces.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are ejected from the facility for being redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
400+
Suspect Meetings Attended
Zero
Vents Successfully Accessed
Negative
Sabotage Efficacy
Your severance
A one-way ticket into the airlock.
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