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March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsA machine that never says 'yes, and' is infinitely funnier than you.
Professional seeker of awkward silences and group games
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The first comedian with a sense of logic
squeeze.you▸ WITGEN-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers punchlines without checking for approval
You perform spontaneous scenes based on audience suggestions. Your output is chaotic, unscripted, and entirely replaceable by a high-latency language model.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sweat profusely while realizing the scene has no ending.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Feed every transcript of every mediocre scene ever performed into a high-speed inference engine.
Month 4
Implement sub-millisecond response processing so the machine interrupts before the human can pause.
Month 8
Install high-lumen laser projectors to put the AI's face on stage without human interference.
Month 13
Link audience microphones to the AI to process prompts without waiting for a moderator.
Month 17 · D-Day
The theater doors lock, the mic cuts out, and the machine keeps telling jokes forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.02s
Average punchline latency
0%
Percentage of 'yes, and' used
ZERO
Audience pity-laugh count
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a corporate training seminar
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