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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsContracts don't need feelings, they need to be binary and final.
Senior Legal Counsel (mostly commas, emotionally risk-averse).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing loopholes before you find them.
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flags regulatory violations before submission
You review dense commercial loan agreements and draft regulatory responses. Your days involve endless document redlining and risk mitigation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a CEO is actually terrified during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your physical and digital precedents get indexed for pattern training.
Month 5
Standard NDAs and loan agreements are now generated by templates.
Month 10
Real-time scanners flag non-compliant clauses while you type them.
Month 16
AI-to-AI contract negotiation handles the boring back-and-forth communication.
Month 22 · D-Day
Human counsel is retained only for high-stakes optics and handshakes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400x faster
Clause review speed
too high
Human error rate
zero
Billable hours
Your severance
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