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Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour career ends when the last user learns to reboot.
Professional breaker of company-wide connectivity
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated problem resolution for the digital void
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remotely wipes every workstation in the building
You spend your day resetting forgotten passwords and manually installing updates on aging office hardware. It is manual, repetitive, and deeply unscalable.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the printer needs a specific cable shake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deployment of identity management software eliminates the need for manual password resets by end users.
Month 3
Remote software deployment tools remove the requirement for you to walk between desks for updates.
Month 6
Smart mesh routers monitor and fix signal dead zones without human intervention.
Month 10
Legacy local hardware is replaced by virtual desktops and cloud-based thin clients.
Month 16 · D-Day
The final server room key is surrendered as the autonomous infrastructure stack takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
100%
Password reset success
Always
Human error rate
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a heartfelt apology email
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