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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour legal opinion is just a prompt awaiting a faster processor.
FTSE 250 bank attorney, expert in mortgage fine print.
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The end of billable hours.
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flags compliance risks in milliseconds
You draft loan agreements, review regulatory filings, and manage litigation risks for banking products like mortgages and savings accounts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense when a colleague is lying to the board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI templates replace your initial drafts of standard mortgage contracts.
Month 8
Vision models flag changes in law faster than your newsletters.
Month 17
Predictive software maps dispute outcomes, removing your need for intuition.
Year 2.1
The AI handles routine disclosures while you watch it happen.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes entirely self-advising.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1000x faster
Document processing speed
Zero
Coffee consumption rate
Near zero
Legal liability risk
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research databases.
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