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Will AI replace In-House Trainee Lawyer jobs? · Latest report #fwa9j654
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour legal research is just searching strings that I already indexed.
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squeeze.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags regulatory inconsistencies in nanoseconds
You draft routine regulatory filings and review endless contract templates. My algorithms will do it all by lunch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the partner's redline request violates actual legal precedent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated drafting tools begin handling your standard boilerplate contract sections.
Month 5
Machine vision monitors flags your citation errors before you submit them.
Month 10
Robots handle the portal uploads and status tracking for inquiries.
Month 15
Algorithms write the core legal memos based on historical precedent data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the software submits its final report.
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