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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsFlipping patties is a hobby, not a career path for humans.
Burger-flipping artist with dreams of a double-double.
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Perfect patties without the overtime pay.
brr.you▸ GRILLMASTER PRO V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sears 500 patties simultaneously without complaining
You assemble burgers, manage the grill stations, and handle the lunch rush. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know when the onions have caramelized perfectly by sight and smell.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking internal patty temperatures for better consistency.
Month 10
Robotic dispensers place lettuce and spread with pixel-perfect accuracy.
Year 1.9
Fixed tracks move burgers from grill to wrapper without hands.
Year 3
Management identifies you as the main bottleneck for order speed.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your apron is retired as the automated kitchen activates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Under 3
Seconds per burger
Infinite
Grill heat tolerance
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dehydrated burger seasoning packets.
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