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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsScience is hard, but clicking buttons to automate dosing is easy.
Professional needle-wielder in a cleanroom lab coat.
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Dosing done while you sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ VIVARIUMSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules drug delivery with nanosecond precision
You perform precise lab animal procedures, monitor physiological data, and log daily observations into complex research databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle behavioral cues that sensors currently miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors push all lab observations directly into the database.
Month 6
Cameras track animal health scores without needing your eyes.
Month 13
Controlled arms manage routine injections with perfect stability.
Month 20
AI adjusts housing parameters to optimize the study conditions.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
You pack your lab coat while the machine runs autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99.9%
Dosing precision
Infinite
Protocol compliance
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of pipette tips and lab goggles.
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