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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthScience prefers a predictable simulation over your unpredictable human biology.
Professional human guinea pig for hire.
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You consume experimental compounds and undergo medical observation to provide data for pharmaceutical research and development.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide the genuine physiological chaos that keeps drug development honest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Wearable sensors start mirroring your vital signs digitally.
Year 2
Virtual organ models process the drug effects instead of you.
Year 2.9
Printed tissue arrays replace your physical reaction testing.
Year 3.5
AI-run trial environments negate the need for human subjects.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human input becomes a rounding error in the lab.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400ms
Average reaction jitter
High
Annual biological drift
12%
Compliance failure rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of placebos.
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