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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour charm is just a database key waiting to be deleted.
Professional listener to people who have no money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only closer that never gets rejected.
shred.you▸ PITCH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine empathy to close the deal
You qualify leads and recite scripts to close deals. Automation does this faster without needing a lunch break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms rank your leads better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 4
Real-time AI prompts suggest the perfect lie for every objection.
Month 8
The AI speaks with a fake warmth that tests higher.
Month 12
The machine handles the entire checkout process without you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server takes your seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
47 calls
Average rejection per day
90 gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
3 percent
Truthfulness of product claims
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's software.
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