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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Inbox Triage Specialist jobs? · Latest report #cwqznm6g
Your job has an expiration date
May 3, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to hit 'Archive' is now a legacy feature.
Professional screener of urgent noise and pointless newsletters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence the noise of incoming requests forever.
glub.youAI▸ REPLYLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your inbox into total oblivion
You scan, sort, and flag incoming emails all day long. The machine handles your inbox before you blink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the passive-aggressive tone in a project update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple scripts begin routing your standard messages into folders.
Week 9
An AI agent watches your responses to build a shadow profile.
Month 3
The system writes your replies before you even click open.
Month 5
The AI starts hitting send on your behalf without oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your inbox is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
12,000
emails processed per hour
zero
unread messages at 5pm
too many
human errors per day
Your severance
One free subscription to an empty calendar.
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