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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex spreadsheet models are just fancy ways to guess inflation.
Senior planner (mostly VLOOKUP, emotionally attached to Pivot Tables)
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You track retail sales data to set monthly dealership rebates and financing subsidies. You argue with sales managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which executive is hiding the bad data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors aggregate all retail data into one readable repository.
Month 4
Algorithms detect market shifts faster than your weekly report cycle.
Month 8
The AI generates incentives and compares them to your human guesses.
Month 13
Managers start trusting the software output over your human presentations.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of incentive allocation and dealer pricing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 million
spreadsheet cells created
98 percent
meetings that could be emails
daily
inaccurate forecasts ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee and spreadsheet macros.
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