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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Incident Commander jobs? · Latest report #88c9m3j6
Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou are just a human traffic cone for digital emergencies.
Herding cats while the server farm burns to ashes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving outages before you even wake up.
squeeze.youAI▸ INCIDENTFLOW AI▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all channels during critical patch deployments
You triage technical fires, herd panicked engineers, and force consensus during system outages to restore service metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a tired engineer is actually being lazy or just exhausted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
AI starts pinging the status page without human input.
Month 9
Vision models read error stacks faster than any lead engineer.
Month 18
Algorithms dictate the fix path, ignoring all group debate.
Year 2.4
Robotic agents issue pull requests and rollbacks automatically.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The command center is decommissioned as systems self-heal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2 minutes
Average Time To Resolution
99.9 percent
Engineers Annoyed
3.5 liters
Coffee Consumed Per Outage
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end caffeinated energy drinks.
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