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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Incident Responder jobs? · Latest report #9dxyuk28
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified alarm clock for broken servers.
Expert at finding logs that prove it wasn't you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing your mistakes before they occur.
ow.youAI▸ SENTINEL RESPONSE NODE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-patches critical vulnerabilities at light speed
You triage system alerts, investigate security logs, and frantically try to plug holes in the network architecture.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique smell of a burning server room on a Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts auto-tagging the most annoying noise in your logs.
Month 4
Machine learning filters out the false positives automatically.
Month 8
Robots execute standard runbooks without waking you up.
Month 14
The system identifies and patches vulnerabilities before they go live.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the terminal is revoked by the new master.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
99%
Average alert fatigue level
4 cups
Coffee intake per incident
too long
Time spent writing post-mortems
Your severance
A lifetime supply of jitter-free decaf coffee.
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