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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour hero complex is just a series of unpatched vulnerabilities, human.
Professional panic-button pusher and log-file forensic expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the hacker even logs in.
help!you▸ SECRESPONSE-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
isolates infected subnets in microseconds
You triage active network breaches and fight fires in the log files. Your keyboard is your only shield.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain the mess you made.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin executing the standard containment procedures you usually perform.
Month 3
Models learn to spot anomalies in traffic faster than any human eyes.
Month 6
Your ticket queue is managed by an AI that closes everything.
Month 9
Systems automatically patch themselves before you wake up to notice.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive a permanent 404 error on your corporate login portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.04 seconds
Average Time To Triage
Zero
False Positives Generated
Unlimited
Sleep Hours Per Week
Your severance
One free trial subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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