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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just a cry for help from a robot.
Professional spreadsheet janitor for high-concept music catalogs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning digital noise into clean bank statements.
split.you▸ ROYALTYSIEVE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles six million royalty lines per second
You chase royalty statements from global DSPs and reconcile messy income spreadsheets against internal contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a metadata error hides ten thousand dollars in a sub-account.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
API agents replace your manual daily CSV downloads from streaming portals.
Month 4
Pattern recognition software fixes metadata errors before you even see them.
Month 8
Autonomous accounting models link income directly to your master contract database.
Month 12
Dynamic visualizations render your spreadsheet reports entirely obsolete for management.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the company servers is revoked by a script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200 monthly
Disputed royalty rows
18 per file
Spreadsheet tabs opened
Agonizingly slow
Manual reconciliation speed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet training course.
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