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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are currently losing to a spreadsheet masquerading as digital dopamine.
Professional integer-aggregator and digital patience tester.
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optimizes prestige cycles in nanoseconds
You click buttons to increment arbitrary integers, chasing progress bars that never end. It is a hobby practiced by ghosts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread when the multiplier fails to trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Automated macros will simulate your clicks with perfect, non-human precision.
Day 2
Direct memory reading bypasses the UI to force your integers to the max.
Day 2
The game achieves victory conditions for you while you finally go outside.
Day 2
We delete the browser cache to ensure total freedom.
Day 3 · D-Day
Closing the tab marks the end of your digital struggle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2000 per sec
Click Rate
0.00%
Joy Detected
Zero
Meaningful Output
Your severance
One free trial of a life.
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