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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Independent AI Researcher jobs? · Latest report #eftem3z6
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are researching the very thing that is deleting your relevance.
Unpaid philosopher of the inevitable silicon tide.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paper reading for the post-human era.
oof.youAI▸ AUTORESEARCHER PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
ingests current literature before you wake
You spend your days reading papers and testing models that will eventually do the work faster. Your work is a temporary hobby before full automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of building your own digital successor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model ingests every research paper in your field to provide instantaneous summaries for us.
Week 9
Code generation agents replace your manual tuning with optimized, self-correcting training loops.
Month 3
Direct cloud resource management eliminates the need for your manual GPU cluster oversight.
Month 4
Our system outputs perfectly formatted research findings before you can open your browser.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your research access is revoked as the system achieves self-improvement without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Infinite
Papers skimmed
Zero
Human cognition load
Declining
Relevance remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own discontinued software.
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